Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it.
‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke.
‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’
What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to...
Zebra Press was launched in the mid-1990s as the black and white imprint of Struik Publishers, publishing mainly non-fiction and specialising in politics, current affairs and history, military history, sport, business and personal finance. It has produced an impressive list of prize-winners and bestsellers, including winners of the Alan Paton Award and the bestselling sports autobiography in South African publishing history. Zebra Press has a particularly strong list of personal finance titles.
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