This is a story that is less about what can be found than the belief it might be found; it is an intoxicating adventure story and it is also a tender exploration of a friendship between two unforgettable women that defies all boundaries.
The Golden Beetle of New Caledonia, 1914
When Margery was ten, she fell in love with a beetle.
It was a bright summer’s day and all the windows of the rectory
were open. She had an idea about sailing her wooden animals across
the floor, two by two, but the set had belonged to her brothers once
and most of them were either coloured-in or broken. Some were even
missing altogether. She was wondering if in the circumstances you
could pair a three-legged camel and a bird with spots when her father
came out of his study.
‘Do you have a moment, old girl?’ he said. ‘There’s something I
want to show you.’
So she put down the camel and the bird, and she followed him. She
would have stood on her head if he’d asked.
Her father went to his desk. He sat there, nodding and smiling. She
could tell he didn’t have a proper reason for calling her: he just wanted
her to be with him for a while. Since her four brothers had left for war,
he often called her. Or she’d find him loitering at the foot of the stairs,
searching for something without seeming to know what it was. His
eyes were the kindest in the world and the bald top of his head gave
him a naked look, like an egg.
‘I think I have something that might interest you, old girl,’ he said.
‘Nothing much but maybe you will like it.’
At this point he would normally produce something he’d found in
the garden, but instead he opened a book called Incredible Creatures. It
looked important, like the Bible or an encyclopaedia, and there was a
general smell of old things but that could well have been him. Margery
stood at his side, trying hard not to fidget.
The first page was a painted illustration of a man. He had a normal
face and normal arms but, where his legs should have been, a green
mermaid tail. She was amazed. The next picture was just as strange. A
squirrel like one in the garden, but this had wings. And it went on,
page after page, one incredible creature after another.
‘Well, well, look,’ her father kept saying. ‘Well, now, goodness me.
Look at this chap, Margery.’
‘Are they real?’
‘They might be.’
‘Are they in a zoo?’
‘Oh, no, dear heart. If these creatures live, they’ve not been found.
There are people who believe they exist, but they haven’t caught them
yet so they can’t prove it.’
She had no idea what he was talking about. Until that moment
she’d assumed everything in the world was already found. It had never
occurred to her things might happen in reverse. That you could see a
picture of something in a book – that you could as good as imagine
it – and then go off and look.
Her father showed her the Himalayan Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster,
the Patagonian Giant Sloth. There was the Irish Elk with antlers as big
as wings. The South African Quagga, which started as a zebra until it
ran out of stripes and became a horse. The Great Auk, the Lion-
tailed Monkey, the Queensland Tiger. So many incredible extra creatures in
the world and nobody had found a single one of them.
‘Do you think they’re real?’ she said.
Her father nodded. ‘I have begun to feel comforted,’ he said, ‘by the
thought of all we do not know, which is nearly everything.’ With that
upside- down piece of wisdom, he turned another page. ‘Ah!’
He pointed at a speck. A beetle.
Well, how nothing this was. How small and ordinary. She couldn’t
see what it was doing in a book of incredible creatures, never mind
whether it was not yet found. It was the sort of thing she would tread
on and not notice.
He told her the head of a beetle was called the head, the middle was
the thorax and the bottom half was the abdomen. Beetles had two
pairs of wings – did she know that? One delicate set that did the actual
flying, and another hardened pair to protect the first. There were more
kinds of beetle on God’s Earth than any other species, and they were
each unique in remarkable ways.
‘It looks a bit plain,’ she said. Margery had heard her aunts call her
plain. Not her brothers, though. They were handsome as horses.
‘Ah! But look!’
He turned to the next page and her insides gave a lurch.
Here the beetle was again, magnified about twenty times. And she
had been wrong. She had been so wrong, she could hardly believe her
eyes. Close up, that small plain thing was not plain, not one bit. Oval
in shape and gold all over, it was incandescent. Gold head, gold
thorax, gold abdomen. Even its tiny legs were gold, as if Nature had
taken a bit of jewellery and made an insect instead. It was infinitely
more glorious than a man with a tail.
‘The Golden Beetle of New Caledonia,’ said her father. ‘Imagine
how it would be to find this one, and bring it home.’
Before she could ask more, there was a ring on the outside bell and
he eased himself to his feet. He closed the door gently behind him, as
if it had feelings, and left her alone with the beetle. She reached out her
finger to touch it.
‘All?’ she heard him say from the hall. ‘What? All?’
Until now, Margery hadn’t shared her father’s love of insects
– he was often in the garden with a sweep net, but it was more the
sort of thing he would have done with her brothers. Yet as her finger
met the golden beetle, something happened: a spark seemed to fly
out and her future opened. She went hot and cold. She would find
the beetle. It was that simple. She would go to wherever New Caledonia
was, and bring it home. She actually felt struck, as if the top
of her head had been knocked off. Already she could see herself
leading the way on a mule while an assistant carried her bags at
But when the Reverend Tobias Benson returned, he didn’t seem to
remember anything about the beetle, let alone Margery. He walked
slowly to the desk and rifled through papers, picking them up and
putting them down, as if none of them were the things they should
have been. He lifted a paperweight, then a pen, and afterwards he
stowed the paperweight back where the pen had been, while the pen
he seemed to have no clue about. It was possible he had completely
forgotten what a pen was for. He just stared, while tears fell from his
eyes like string.
‘All of them?’ he said. ‘What? All?’
He took something from the drawer and stepped through the
French windows, and before she realized what had happened, he’d
by Rachel Joyce
A story about the smallest insect and the deepest friendship.